"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Friday, November 24, 2006
Recent quotable quotes from work...
1. "Even though he was in a wheelchair, I took him down." 2. "Rhonda's spelt with an 'h' ... unless it's a bogan from Armadale." 3. "You guillotined my member." 4. "Aren't fat people abhorent."
i think i may have been responsible for someone yelping "you guillotined my member".
ReplyDeletedid you know i wrote on the lid of the boost juice i bought as an apology/peace-making gift?
"sorry about the circumcision", it said.
hopefully such a jauntily-delivered message will boost his juice-maker a little...
Surely it's only a matter of time before one of his various venereal diseases takes the little guy out for good anyway...
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