Monday, August 4, 2008

An open letter to the woman in the changeroom this morning who spent 10 fucking minutes lathering her naked body in lotion with unnecessary zeal...

...why don't you spent another 5 fucking minutes on your c*nt you stupid twat. Seriously.

13 comments:

  1. Did you take any pictures or more importantly a video with your mobile?

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  2. omg
    everyone's wondering why i just erupted with laughter for no apparent reason.
    how awkward...

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  3. No need - that image is burned into my brain for eternity. Jesus Christ, it was a sight to behold.

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  4. I'd settle for a sketch.....

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  5. I second (or third) the call for pictures.
    Mr P

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  6. Honestly you poor saps, it's not quite like watching Rachel Bilson scrub herself down. There was some... saggage. In, um, all areas... I'm just sayin'...

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  7. After a quick Google search....you are indeed correct.

    http://bp2.blogger.com/_oFpJgOxs99M/Rv8V7e4Y8jI/AAAAAAAADSs/wIiRZml4GZE/s1600-h/rachel-bilson03.jpg

    WAAA WAAA WOOHI

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  8. ^ Is that Pedo Bear I see above me.

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  9. Ok, maybe now I have a totally valid reason to swear off gyms. I'm not sure I can do it.

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