Love: a review in comments

• "Why didn't we walk out? We should have just walked out."
• "I was so angry about half an hour in when I realised nothing was going to happen."
• "So, what was with all the civil war stuff, do you think?"
• "Hey at least [the main actor] was good looking, right?"
• "The director should have just masturbated into space. That would actually have been more enjoyable to watch."
• "Did you spend the whole movie feeling bad about being the one to choose it? Because normally a movie like that would just send me into a rage but I didn't hate it... that much."