Monday, February 15, 2010

Token Smokin' Hottie: Michael Dorman


I have been a very lazy and thoughtless blogger lately, for a whole variety of reasons. For starters, as most of you know, I have been busily attempting to become a home owner. Apartment owner. Whatever. For another I have been doing a bit of travelling, mostly for work. Finally I have been rather uninspired and uninspiring lately, completely bogged down and generally Bored As Fuck with both the writing I am required to do for my job and the writing I do for free.

Nevertheless, to mark my return to more regular (I hope) blogging, let’s take it back to what this site is really all about: Token Smokin’ Hotties and the women and men who love them (okay that category may only include me but I'm sure there are a few fellow pervs among my slender readership).

Specifically let’s talk about Michael Dorman, of whose existence I was entirely unaware until last night when he cropped up in the Aussie vampire film, Daybreakers.

To answer your first question, no Daybreakers isn’t great: it started really well and looks consistently great but it gets pretty nuts towards the end and the gore factor goes from mild to extreme, um, very quickly. I for one could have done with seeing fewer heads being pulled off bodies.

However, Michael Dorman – who plays the brother of the main character, who in turn is played by Ethan Hawke – is so blindingly delicious that I would heartily recommend the movie to anyone who likes-that-sort-of-thing and has a bit of spare cash, merely that they might drink in the beautiful liquid pools of Dorman's eyes.

He’s so hot, indeed, that I started to get ANGRY every time the camera cut away from him to Ethan “face like a scrunched up towel” Hawke - a decent actor I once swooned over but who is now increasingly beginning to resemble a goblin with a wasting disease.

He’s so hot that he looks good with a gun, this Dorman - even to a stooge like me who usually finds men with guns about as hot as a pap smear. In fact, fuck it, Dorman's so hot he kind of made me wish that I was a gun that he could swing about and slide down the back of his pants, holster and load then cock and …. *long pause while Kate regroups and reconsiders her NRA membership*… I’m sorry, aaand I’m back.

Anyway, the bitch is smoking hot, that’s all I’m saying, and he can act too, which is a plus but not a requisite for the Token Smokin' Hotties of this world. His American accent certainly shat all over that of Sam Neil and Claudia Karvan (who I actually like but who I thought was fucking dreadful in this). Somebody get this guy an awesome script and a hit movie that we might see more of him. And I mean that literally.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

im a huge fan of micheal dorman too after falling for him in his newest movie Day Breakers. I became so obsessed i looked up pictures of him but not having much luck on finding cute pictures. i searched movies he had bin in if u wanna see his hot bod in 2005 i would recommend the movie "50 ways of saying fabulous" its a gay movie about a 12 year old but it does show alot of micheal dorman also a hot shower seen where you can see that juicy bod !!!

Anonymous said...

I must agree. I too saw Daybreakers and was blinded in my girly-bits by his smokey eyed, gun-toting, neck munching hotness. Oh the things I would do to that man...dirty, sweaty things.

Anonymous said...

i have known mike since he was 12. yes thats a few yrs now. he has always been a keen preformer and all i can say is he is good at what he does. u all would have to see him in his teens to know the real hot mike dorman. long blonde hair. nice eyes. mmmm. anyway being ive known him so long i really shouldnt talk about him like that. i wish mike all the luck in the world over the next few yrs.

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