Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The English Language Has Failed Me


BECAUSE WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THAT THING WHEN YOU HAVE SO MANY NEW BOOKS OUT FROM THE LIBRARY THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY READ THEM ALL BEFORE THEY'RE DUE BACK AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH TO START FIRST SO YOU JUST STARE AT THEM ALL IN THAT TOWER BY YOUR BED AND TRY TO PRIORITISE BASED ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO READ THEM, WHEN THEY'RE DUE BACK, HOW LONG THEY WILL TAKE YOU ETC BUT IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH SO YOU START READING A NON-LIBRARY BOOK INSTEAD TO CALM DOWN AND THEN YOU STRESS OUT ABOUT THAT EVEN MORE BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE EVEN FURTHER BEHIND.

Yeah, I have that.

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