Monday, October 13, 2008

You just know this photo is on their facebook profile OMFG


Meet Trixie and Tiffani (probably): these two fake tanned slappers enjoy doing that faux lesbian dancing thing in clubs to please the boys, haven't read a book since He's Just Not That Into You and don't believe in date rape. The black hole of charisma on the left practices that pout in the mirror and failed to receive the memorandum that those big glasses she's wearing went from Darjeeling-Limited-dorky-cute to annoying six months ago and from annoying to punch-you-in-your-face-rage-inducing the second after she put them on. They're everything you hate about everything.

7 comments:

Orhan Kahn said...

I'd still hit it and quit it.

Oh, yes.

my name is kate said...

Ew!

CB One said...

At least they don't have "Aussie Pride" tattooed on their chests like the fuckwit at the start of that photo set.

my name is kate said...

Yeah That Guy is the date rapist who isn't racist or anything but doesn't actually like black people.

Big Man H said...

Looks like a typical night at the Deen.

my name is kate said...

More important question Hayden; What are you doing at the Deen... EVER??

Big Man H said...

I have a few trashy friends. They won't go anywhere else.