"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Things that probably feel worse than returning to work after a two week holiday:
a) Stacking it so badly while running across the road that your knee resembles an open pot pie. b) Discovering that your partner of 20 years is actually a long-lost brother. c) Death. Or, rather, the bit right before you actually die.