"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Concerns I have about wearing my newly acquired bathing suit on my completely awesome and swanky Dubai cruise next month:
1.Seafolly cites the standard boob cup size for its bathers as a B/C. 2. You can't actually see my nipples but, um, if I move too suddenly you might. 3. Strange men may start tucking $1 bills into my arse if I do.