1. Yes I'm supposed to be clearing my debts, not accruing new ones, but I never buy shoes and I genuinely really very much need a pair of nude heels.
2. Okay so maybe I don't need them exactly but at least I don't own a pair already and just think of all the things I could wear them with. My green Alannah Hill dress, my black and red cherry Emily & Finn dress... Basically everything I own. It's an investment in my wardrobe, is what it is.
3. They only cost $50, which is a drop in the ocean. And, sure, yes these $50 purchases add up but is my happiness not worth $50? Is it not?
4. I could die tomorrow goddamnit. Can I not at least have a pretty pair of shoes for what is probably my last day on earth ever??
For the record, I did not purchase the shoes. Yet.