1. I'm sick on my holidays.
2. The cash I had earmarked for something indulgent like a manicure or a haircut has been spent on cold meds and anti-inflammatory drugs.
3. I feel faintly blerg all the time but don't feel like I can justify staying in bed because I should be doing All The Things.
4. My pockets and bags are filled with tissues in various states of use.
5. I'm sick on my goddamn holidays.