Things I have learned about running since I stupidly signed up for a 4km race:

1. I am not terrible at running.

2. I do not hate running.

3. The music I like when I am not running is not the music I like when I am running.

4. A $350 pair of sneakers is actually pretty different to a pair of $50 sneakers. For realsies.

5. I run fastest on the gym treadmill when there are nice-looking dudes in the gym. Sad and predictable but true.