1. I am not terrible at running.
2. I do not hate running.
3. The music I like when I am not running is not the music I like when I am running.
4. A $350 pair of sneakers is actually pretty different to a pair of $50 sneakers. For realsies.
5. I run fastest on the gym treadmill when there are nice-looking dudes in the gym. Sad and predictable but true.