I iz a grate spella, what iz you sayin'?

I have just noticed an atrocious number of spelling areas or typos on this page. I… I apologise. Particularly to those among my readers who are spelling and grammar nazis. I have always had terrible spelling and terrible typing but I do, I assure you, know how to spell ‘advice’ and ‘quiet’. Honest. I’m not going to go back and correct the fuckups, however, because that would effectively be a lie by omission in that it might suggest I’m a decent speller. Which I am now. Alrighty, that is all.