Monday, August 4, 2008

An open letter to the woman in the changeroom this morning who spent 10 fucking minutes lathering her naked body in lotion with unnecessary zeal...

...why don't you spent another 5 fucking minutes on your c*nt you stupid twat. Seriously.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you take any pictures or more importantly a video with your mobile?

Dave said...

omg
everyone's wondering why i just erupted with laughter for no apparent reason.
how awkward...

my name is kate said...

No need - that image is burned into my brain for eternity. Jesus Christ, it was a sight to behold.

Anonymous said...

I'd settle for a sketch.....

Anonymous said...

I second (or third) the call for pictures.
Mr P

my name is kate said...

Honestly you poor saps, it's not quite like watching Rachel Bilson scrub herself down. There was some... saggage. In, um, all areas... I'm just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

After a quick Google search....you are indeed correct.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_oFpJgOxs99M/Rv8V7e4Y8jI/AAAAAAAADSs/wIiRZml4GZE/s1600-h/rachel-bilson03.jpg

WAAA WAAA WOOHI

Orhan Kahn said...

WTF!

For reals?

Oh, my.

CB One said...

^ Is that Pedo Bear I see above me.

my name is kate said...

I believe it completely is...

Lindsay said...

Ok, maybe now I have a totally valid reason to swear off gyms. I'm not sure I can do it.

Bolton said...

Omigod, wow.

Just...

Wow.

Orhan Kahn said...

Thats Sir Pedo Bear to you ;)