Sunday, May 8, 2011
PROS: He dresses like a dream. Seriously, the fit on those pants is just fucking amazing.
CONS: He is almost certainly a huge, giant, just gigantic wanker.
PROS: How does he get his hair to stay like that while he's cycling? I want to bury my face in it, even thought it would doubtless end up smeared in whatever kind of product he's got going on there.
CONS: Seriously, I just can't believe he doesn't sometimes wank to a photo of himself or - at the very least - wink at himself in the mirror.