"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
The uncomfortable conversation with the woman giving me a facial that preceded me spending an obscene amount of money on various ointments and gunk
Her: So what's your skincare routine? Me: When you say 'routine'? Her: Do you cleanse, exfoliate, moisturise? Me: I.. moisturise. I wear sunscreen-moisturiser during the day. Her: Good. Anything else? Me: Uh. I soap. Her: (Silence). Me: I... use soap. Her: Right. Now, you're going to feel a slight itching sensation...