Friday, March 2, 2012
I'm sorry I didn't acknowledge your hello in the office today but...
1. You make my skin crawl.
2. I mean I find you creepy at the best of times but it grossed me out that you kinda... whispered your hello.
3. You're really bad at your job, which would be fine if you didn't think exactly the opposite.
4. You take all your personal calls in the corridor by my desk and, uh, let me just say that being forced to listen to your personal calls does not endear you to me.
5. I just... really don't like you, don't want to be friends with you and don't even want to encourage the nod-and-hello relationship you seem to believe we currently have.