Friday, June 20, 2014

Scenes from a Gorman store or How to Be a Horrible Person and Force Your Husband to Overshare With Cute Sales Assistants

Perky shop assistant: So have you guys been out for lunch?

Me: Um, no.


Him: We've been having lunch with my grandmother.

PSA: Oh. That's nice.

Him: And watching a movie.

PSA: What movie?

Him: Well it's kind of a short film. It was actually made by a relative of ours and...

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