Monday, January 19, 2015
Thoughts I had while watching Birdman (which I liked just fine)
1. God Edward Norton is ageing well.
2. Why does nobody seem to be talking about Edward Norton's performance in this movie? He's tremendous. Also that coat he's wearing right now is magnificent.
3. I want to see a whole movie about Edward Norton's character.
4. Dude is, uh, looking pretty ripped for a 45-year-old.
5. Why isn't Edward Norton onscreen right now?
6. I wonder what Edward Norton's character is doing right now?
7. Don't leave me hanging, movie: what happened with Edward Norton's character and his (in)ability to get it up? Damn you, Inarritu - why are you leaving me in suspense over the state of Edward Norton's character's cock??