"Women Having A Terrible Time At Parties In Western Art History"

if she plays another fucking organist recital i will literally and actually die right fucking here 

NO ONE CAN TALK OVER A BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP ORGAN BLAST
THIS ISN’T AN ORGAN PARTY
IT’S A REGULAR PARTY

THAT YOU ARE RUINING

BY PLAYING THE ORGAN DURING IT

Over at The Toast Mallory Ortberg is being very funny and you should follow the link to read it all.