WANTED: One life coach to make all my big decisions. Ideal qualities will include the hide of a rhino, the ability to disregard my flipflopping on all matters and a cold and ruthless mind. Please start immediately.
UPDATE: Who needs a life coach anyway? I can make my own decisions, right? Er right? Right? Oh fuck have I made a big mistake? No, no. I'll settle for a big fat drink instead thankyou.
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What's the salary?
Pick Me - Pick Me
YSA
...a swing to the right...
Hmm - seems like you've got some big decisions to make. Better give me that Air ticket then.......
The salary consists mostly of sexual favours so um, yeah, you might want a punch in the face instead.
And keep yours hands off cb - those french hotties are all mine.
donkey punch Kate??
Haven't I already got the job? Or should I accompany my advice with a nice bottle of cheap booze?
Do you know what's worse than asking the internet for a life coach? It's having your mother text you saying she's found one for you already and it's free. That happened to me today.
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