"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
How is it possible to not be able to open a bottle of wine?
I know and the worst part was that it was a SCREW TOP. I swear it was on fiendishly tight...
You just weren't desperate enough.
I got it open in the end but there was a moment where I actually thought 'if I smashed open the neck would I be able to sieve out most of the glass?' That was a low.
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