Monday, July 27, 2009
Highlights and lowlights of wearing my delightful and newly acquired faux fur stole out on Friday night:
Highlight: I felt about 900 per cent more glamorous than usual.
Lowlight: I felt compelled to talk about its FAKE fur qualities very loudly, in case a PETA spokesperson popped out of the woodwork.
Highlight: It did, surprisingly, keep me really warm.
Lowlight: It kept me so warm I was forced to take it off from time to time to regulate my body temperature or risk collapsing on the floor on the Manor.
Highlight: When I eventually stumbled into a cab in the early hours the stole made me feel like more of a Dorothy Parker than a Tara Reid.
Lowlight: I don’t think the cabbie was fooled.