Thursday, July 2, 2009

Things I learned about Australia…


...From looking at this dress, which is the outfit Miss Universe Australia Rachael Finch will be wearing at the international competition. (Incidentally, the dress, which is slightly hilariously called “Sunset Over the Opera House”, is apparently intended to be representative of Australia. Cough cough)

1. When a pigeon shits on an Australian’s head, we don’t shriek, run home and wash our hair. We kill the pigeon and glue it to our fucking head.
2. We not only enjoy fake boobs, we particularly like them when they perch atop a griddle-like torso. That’s what we in Oz call “natural beauty”.
3. We are deeply, DEEPLY colourblind

9 comments:

Big Man H said...

Didn't Tarvydas design that?

It looks like a bag of shit. Even a drag queen wouldn't wear it.

my name is kate said...

She did indeed. Epic fail.

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