Things The Talented Mr Ripley Taught Me About Positano
1. How to hire a boat.
2. How to kill a man on said boat, assume his identity and get away with it.
Things The Talented Mr Ripley Did Not Teach Me About Positano
1. Whether it is possible to have large quantities of food delivered to my frankly amazing balcony so I never have to leave it.
2. Whether any of these precarious cliff-side buildings have ever just fallen off into the sea.
3. How to rearrange my life so I can move here and never leave.