Surprising benefit to having short hair that I had not anticipated

Slightly slutty clothes look slightly less slutty than when I wore them with long hair. I don't know why this is but I swear it's true. It's not that I favour particularly slutty clothes, it's just that I have reasonably prominent boobs and somehow the presence of said boobs has the potential to make anything remotely low cut look borderline pornographic. True story. Anyway, I bet if I cut off another two inches I could get away with a keyhole neckline. This. Is. Living.