Also these 76 sex tips may not blow his mind. I'd say maybe 2 of them work - the rest is padding.

Holy shit, have you guys noticed that on the Cosmo website (not of course you haven't because you're not reading the fucking Cosmo website but honestly I was directed there via this) that it has the following disclaimer on it:

The models photographed in Cosmo are used for illustrative purposes only; Cosmopolitan does not suggest that the models actually engage in the conduct discussed in the stories they illustrate.

What the.... I would give money - real money - to find out the backstory to this. In my head it all started with a model called Adele whose beautiful frowning face was used to illustrate a story about having unprotected sex with your boyfriend even thought you're secretly rife with STDs and when the magazine came out her actual real life boyfriend was all "bitch have you got something tell m?e" because he, clearly, is a FUCKING MORON WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD "MODEL" MEANS. In short: I love it.