Monday, December 18, 2006

Future movies in the James Bond Franchise I would pay good money to see

1. Bold Member
Bond (Daniel Craig) goes up against a Middle Eastern oil tycoon (Johnny Depp), in the course of which the two men are forced to wrestle, naked, in a mud pit... using only their genitals.

2. Licence... to thrill
To break-up a billion dollar cocaine ring Bond (Daniel Craig) must work undercover... in the fashion world. Highlights include a walk-off with male model/arch nemesis Cliff Hudson (Clive Owen) to decide which man looks better in a suit. Judge's heads explode at the thought of making such a call.

3. From Perth, with Love.
Bond (Daniel Craig) must head down under to get to the bottom of a terrorist plot to blow up the London Underground. He is aided by a young journalist (role yet to be cast) to whom he is strangely drawn. To outsmart the Generically-Middle-Eastern-But-Who-Knows-They-Sound-Kinda-Russian terrorists Bond must grow his locks long and allow them to be plaited by said journalist. And he needs to be greased up with baby oil for um, some unspecified reason.

3 comments:

Bolton Gray said...

okay i was totally with you until the hair plaiting thing...

Bolton Gray said...

okay i was totally with you until the hair plaiting thing...

My name is Kate. said...

Hey the part remains uncast so, you know, it could be you working that french braid...