Sunday, December 24, 2006

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, no seriously say no more.

There are enough lies in the news these days without the crap that goes on at Christmas time.

If I see one more news story about Santa's sleigh leaving the north pole or his goddamn elves being flat chat writing Christmas wish-list replies I can no longer be held responsible for my actions.

Tomorrow's headlines won't read "Santa's reindeers in training for the big night" so much as "Bloodbath at Santa's grotto".

Oh gosh but isn't it festive? Isn't it all a bit nudge, nudge, wink, wink? No it's bloody ridiculous. It's bad enough that anyone feels the need to make up a story about a fat man coming into your house at night to inject some "magic" into the Christmas season but to perpetuate this bullshit in the media with these pathetic cutsey little stories is beyond lame.

I mean obviously today's young 'uns should be taught that half of what they see on the news is bullshit but is this really the answer?

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