It's this kind of quotable genius that make the Ricky Gervais/Steve Merchant/Karl Pilkington podcasts unmissable.
For the uninitiatied: these half hour(ish?) podcasts consist of the three guys banging on about Karl's diary, Monkey News or whatever. Listening to Ricky lose it is awesome.
Anyway they've become hugely popular (most downloaded podcast in the world, apparently) and three more podcasts have just been released - the last one today, yes, as we speak.
These latest podcasts are free and waiting for your call at www.guardian.co.uk
Seriously: get them.