If were in a movie...

• I would be the main star’s best friend.
• I would be a lot funnier.
• I would give sage advice instead of cribbing from Cosmo and Dr Phil.
• I would be really smart because I own a pair of black-rimmed glasses.
• I would end up paired up with the only other glasses-wearing dork onscreen.
• I would probably have a better wardrobe.