Monday, December 22, 2008

A series of memos to people encountered at the shopping centre this weekend:

To: Guy with his hand down his pants
From: Me
Me: There are probably more discreet ways to scratch your balls, young man. Say, absolutely any other way you can think of.

To: The girl trying to see what her arse looks like in those black jeans by craning her neck around and squeezing both buttock cheeks.
From: Me
Message: Don't worry, sweetheart, your arse looks great.

To: Everyone else
From: Me
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

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