1. Having complained all week that I have taken on too much why am I such a suckhole I had to put my hand up for another work assignment, thus dooming myself to failure and a healthy bout of hiding under my desk?
2. Why has my car started making a weird rattle that means I have to alternately poke the ashtray and/or tap the gearstick while driving in order to escape the audible illusion that my shitty 1988 hatchback is filled with wasps?
3. How the fuck do I put my sim card into my new iphone?
4 comments:
why aren't I in your personal web delight area?
please explain.
1. Because you're dedicated?
2. When my car makes that noise it needs oil.
3. At the top near the earphone plug there's a little hole for a pin.
Glad I could help.
DC - um clearly a massive oversight.
SNC - Thankyou. Can I keep you in a drawer at work and get you to answer my questions all the time?
Sure, just keep feeding me diet coke and I'll be a happy camper :)
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