Mission accomplished?

Things I had told myself I would do but have not actually done on the first day of my lovely week off...

• Worked super hard on The Crappy Novel That Dare Not Speak It's Name
• Brushed up on my almost non-existent Italian (spiacente)
• Gone for any sort of invigorating run or, indeed, done exercise of any kind.

Things I have done on the first day of my lovely week off..

• Eaten a jam doughnut
• Had an (awesome) massage, even if it did involve a little unwanted arse-crackery
• Spent a good hour prone on the couch watching Black Books and drinking wine at (cough) 3pm (cough, cough)