Friday, February 3, 2012
An open letter to a certain unnamed online bottle shop -
Please stop sending me emails suggesting I might like to stock up on booze ahead of Valentine's Day. I'm not sure what's creepier: the idea that I might like to get blackout drink on a box of cheap white wine (although Lord knows I love a box of cheap white wine) come February 14 or that I might like to express my love for the object of my affection through the distribution of discounted liquor. Valentine's Day is already a bullshit, completely bogus holiday and should I ever decide to start celebrating it, it won't be with you.