... this fucking stupid article I read.
1. Why she bothered to write it.
2. Why I bothered to read it.
3. Why I'm bothering to blog about it now, potentially encouraging more people to waste five minutes of their life.
4. Why someone I know on Facebook 'liked' it.
5. Why I thought I could really generate 6 dot points responding to this one bit of inanity. Fuck off Carolyn Hall.