"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Things I think but do not say to the girl sitting next to me
Holy shit you are chewing your gum so loudly that, despite the fact there are half a dozen people around us typing, and noise coming from the TV I can still hear every fucking snap of that piece of gum being chewed and pummelled by your mouth. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.