"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Saturday, August 25, 2012
At the hairdresser, while a woman on the other side of the salon talked loudly and endlessly about weirdly personal stuff:
Me:That woman, um, talks a lot. Him: She's always like this. Everyone here knows everything about her. Me: Oh, really? Him: I know when she had sex for the first time. And I've never even cut her hair.