Him: Do you have a bob now?
Me: Uh yeah. What do you think: too short?
Me: Wait, what?
Him: You should grow it, I don't know, an inch longer.
Me: No, I've done it - I look like the mother of two children...
Him: I mean, this is coming from someone who can't be bothered to shave his neck.
*My recollection may have been slightly alcohol-impaired but this is definitely the gist if not, uh, entirely verbatim. I mean there may have been a few more insults involved. I don't remember.