Thursday, August 2, 2012

Bad things I should probably regret having done

Looking up my ex-ex-boyfriend on Facebook and perusing photos of him and his band. Ah, Jason, your super awkward onstage stance tells me you probably haven't changed a wink. On the plus side, your girlfriend seems super cute so, um, well played, Sir. Next step: resist the temptation to track down his band's EP and see if it can possibly be as bad in reality as it is in my head. Yes, I'm sorry, I am the worst.

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