"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Unforgivable crimes committed by the girl sitting next to me at work this week
1. Sharing baby photos... of her boyfriend. 2. Eating a tin of tuna in a teeny tiny room. 3. Displaying no remorse for point 2. 4. Crying. 5. Being super nice and friendly, thus making me feel like a heel for thinking bad things.