1. A working hard-drive recorder or VCR. I am missing out on hours of quality programming right there.
2. A little hand-held dustbuster. I was obsessed with these things when I was younger and it occurs to me that if I had one I might never need to use the dustpan and brush again.
3. A winter-appropriate dress. I have never managed to find one of these that did not make me look either approximately 40-years-old, pregnant, fashion challenged or all of the above.
4. A machine, yet to be invented, that will put me to sleep on request and wake me up at a designated time without a raging headache.