Er, do you come with the car?

As some of you know I have busily recruiting single Perth hotties over the past week or so - strictly for work purposes you understand. Friends, friends of friends and complete strangers have been on the receiving end of my pitch, which no doubt sounds incredibly sleazy and as though I am constantly on the pull ("Hey you're pretty hot - tell me, babe, are you single?) Even so yesterday I was chuffed to receive word back from a particular hottie I barely know but have always vaguely fancied to assure me he thought I qualified as well. Complete shite, I'm sure, dreamed up by my too-kind conduit, but it did it for me. Jesus it's lucky I use my powers for good.