Wednesday, May 28, 2008

From the dictionary of Those Couples

Dramers (desc): Drama loving couples who equate screaming rage with passion. Generally can’t keep a full set of matching plates and tend to explode into fights at dinner parties while everyone else makes awkward small talk about which region of Margaret River the wine is from and is that lemon on the asparagus because it tastes a bit like lemon, cough, cough. Later, while the hostess weeps into the sink over the fact only one teensy piece of the chocolate flan has been eaten said couple will retire home to have hot monkey sex.

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