Sunshines, rainbows, etc.

I've been avoiding blogging properly for the last few days because I've just been in such a foul mood. And, regular readers will be well aware, listening to me in a bad mood is about as much fun as watching an emo cut him or herself. Or actually, um, probably a bit less fun. Aaaanyway, because my desire to protect my readership from the pain and sheer dullness that is Kate In A Bad Mood has, for today, been beaten by Kate's Extreme Boredom I present to you a list of things I hate more than being at work right now...

• Having to get out of bed on cold, rainy mornings
• People who use the word "lover" (unless they're singing along to The Smiths, as in "but I don't want a lover, I just want to be tied to the back of your car")
• People who use the phrase "make love"
• The fact I can't eat and drink exactly as I want and still look like Zoey Deschanel
• The fact that I'm not called "Zoey"
• Children whose parents allow them to leak snot from their nose - get the child a motherfucking tissue PLEASE
• The reality that I will have to get out of bed tomorrow, probably on a cold, rainy morning and come to work AGAIN
• Ponies*

*I don't mean it - I'm sorry Princess, please take me back, baby.