If I could take credit for any website around...

... it would Televisionwithoutpity.com
Re-caps of TV shows may sound, you know, lame, but this site is awesome.
Case in point (from a re-cap of The Bachelor and, no, you can't ask why I was reading it). FYI the Olive Garden is a chain restaurant:

"Amber digs in: 'I like the Olive Garden.' Which, for a vcertain echelon of
people is more of a personality descriptor than 'I'm from a decidedly
suburban area' or 'I'm a Nazi' or 'I was born without a head and my head is
a prosthetic head."

Hee!

On another note it's come to my attention that the dates/times on this thing operate on some kind fourth, unknown, dimension. So... there you go.