Friday, November 24, 2006

Recent quotable quotes from work...

1. "Even though he was in a wheelchair, I took him down."
2. "Rhonda's spelt with an 'h' ... unless it's a bogan from Armadale."
3. "You guillotined my member."
4. "Aren't fat people abhorent."

2 comments:

boltongray said...

i think i may have been responsible for someone yelping "you guillotined my member".

did you know i wrote on the lid of the boost juice i bought as an apology/peace-making gift?

"sorry about the circumcision", it said.

hopefully such a jauntily-delivered message will boost his juice-maker a little...

My name is Kate. said...

Surely it's only a matter of time before one of his various venereal diseases takes the little guy out for good anyway...