This one is for Ali. And I have a feeling she prefers the one she sent me where he's in a hoodie and, in addition to looking uber hot, looks considerably more, er, straight. But, you know, you can't beat his duds in this one: he could not only help you escape from prison and ravish you (possibly while escaping from prison? I don't know, does he look like a multi-tasker?) he could take you out for a night on the town afterwards before coming home to meet your parents. Hands off, Mum.