Thursday, February 8, 2007

7 Things I wish someone had told me before I rented Flashdance

1. There’s not a lot of, let us say "dialogue," "plot" or "character development".
2. There is a lot of dancing...
3. ...most of it is very bad
4. ...a lot of it is performed while wearing lycra
5. There is at least one scene in which women “work out” while listening to Joan Jett and make their ‘O’ face. It is unclear whether this is being played for laughs or not. Assume it is or your brain will explode.
6. That creepy dude with the hair is the love interest. No seriously.
7. It blows

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