Tuesday, September 4, 2007

5 things I wish I had said to the nob who said "you must have the best job in the world" to me at the RSPCA cattery recently...

1. "Fuck you, man."
2. "Roll up your sleeves and find out."
3. "In two minutes I will be scrubbing cat shit out of litter trays, you fool. Your career expectations must be rock bottom."
4. "I think you have to get paid for it to be called a job."
5. "Seriously - fuck you."

4 comments:

Bolton said...

You're enjoying your volunteer work then, Kato?

my name is kate said...

Heh well I only enjoy it for so long as I get grudging respect, not weekend fathers giving me attitude while buying his child's love with a new kitty.

Dave said...

Meow. Sounds like you picked up some cat-like personality traits while working there hehe

my name is kate said...

Yeah I know - saucer of milk to table two.