Tuesday, June 12, 2007

I Propose a Series of Experiments to Test the Theory

Scared tourist #1, whispering: Did that crazy guy just say his dick was bigger than my heart?
Scared tourist #2, whispering back: I think he said his dick was bigger than yours.
Crazy guy: I said my dick is bigger than your heart.

--A train
--Overheard by: Mike
Overheard In New York.

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